DILF

Dad in law forever

Man my boyfriends dad is a Dilf (dad in law forever)!!

by I’mampm May 5, 2023

dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 20, 2023

Dilf

Dad I would like to f

Friend: what are you watching?
Me: oh I’m looking at a Dilf
Friend: wait isn’t that just Johnny depp?
Me: umm yeah what about it 🤨

by Daddydepp August 1, 2023

Dilf

Dad I would like to fuck

That man’s a dilf

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023

dilfiffying

The process by which a man becomes a Dilf.

Say bro, why you buying those jock straps, oh, I'm dilfiffying. Awesome. Can I join you?

by Fredrick Holt September 24, 2023

dilfygirl

when a babygirl likes to dress up as a dilf (this can be used for men too)

She's a dilfygirl. Although she's wearing those manly suits, she's still a pretty babygirl.

by Sasha berry January 19, 2024

dilfygirl

when a babygirl likes to dress up as a dilf (this can be used for men too)

She's a dilfygirl. Although she's wearing those manly suits, she's still a pretty babygirl.

by Sasha berry January 19, 2024