Desert Dick

When a bro somehow gets poison oak on his unit and uses medication such as pills or ointment to dry it out. Resulting in your penis being really dry and unrecognizable.

Ay Vince, Cook got poison oak all over his dick. man, you know he's going to have mad desert dick.

by Cranknes June 4, 2011

Desert

A man that is a player that can get any woman. He super fine, really hot and sexy.

You know what i mean Desert

by thefineassman May 30, 2009

desert head

just like the desert,used to descibe someone with nothing in their head. ie. typical blonde

use ur brain u desert head

by H@rley December 18, 2006

desert patch

When you have a bald spot at the back of your head surrounded by hair.

Hey what's up desert patch?

by Natasha Kastermans March 29, 2008

Desert Fox

A member of the military that only talks about getting deployed to "The Desert". Usually gets deployed to a very safe area where enemy fire is hundreds of miles away.

Me: Hey, my name is Montey.

Desert Fox: Oh yeah, well I'll be deploying to the desert soon.

Me: Iraq?

Desert Fox: Nah... some safe base in Kuwait.

by abramm24 March 26, 2009

Desert

Someone says a Joke which isn't funny, instead of saying DRY you say DESERT which is dryer than dry

What do you call a fly that cant fly? A Walk...... Desert!!!

by mark muff April 7, 2008

desertspoon

So in other words, it's a tablespoon. :P

I eat cereal with a tablespoon. That way, I can shove more food in my mouth than if i used a smaller teaspoon.

by S_t_G April 15, 2005