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chronic

Referring to the sensation: -cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic, what; -cles of Narnia.
by Tarrasque December 28, 2005
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chronic weed

THe Bombest Shyt Youve Ever SMOKED that gets you Beyond Fucked UP$$$$$
Chronic weed is WIth red hairss or HUGe Ass BOMB CRYSTAL'S!!!!
by tishanda April 30, 2006
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chronet

A community full of backstabbers, Liars, Cheaters, and Hypocrites. Something people like to be apart of for a while.
Lex Luthor Decided to join chronet, he was then met with a bunch of liars and company. He was soon kicked out for being a good person, along with his allies.
by Official Lex Luthor May 21, 2017
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The Urethra Chronicles

The Urethra Chronicles is the first DVD that the awesome (yes they ARE my faveourite band get over it you wannabe poseur punks who think that dissing them makes you more punk. punk is about being yourslef right. not caring?) band blink-182 made. Its very funny, yet a little randomised and completly nonsensical. The whole thing just jumps from one scene to another for no apparent reason, but it had me laughing the wohle way through, and lets face it, it wouldn't have been tom, mark and trav if it HAD made sense now would it?
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
On The DVD of the urethra chronicles:

Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"

or:

(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"
by fuck you... July 3, 2006
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chron chron

1. Something uber fucking good.
2. Something tasty.
Cigarettes and milk are chron chron for sure
by KBishigh January 1, 2009
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Chronic24

A term used to describe the actions of being a jackass who thinks they know what they are talking about whilst making a complete ass of themself.
Chronic24 is a 1337 programmer that uses visual basic.
by Jonas Smith December 19, 2007
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chronbomb

some bomb ass chronic that gets you baked as shit
man i just smoked a fatty of some chronbomb
by ballhousen December 8, 2007
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