crusty baldwin

when someone is having anal sex and the person giving to the partner ejaculates and leaves the seaman there until it gets crusty in the anus.

man i gave sheila a crusty baldwin last night

by c baldwin June 20, 2007

crusty ryan

when you quickly drive through a drive-thru to lose the cops.

joe, pull a crusty ryan to lose the cops, they're on our tail like flies on poo!

by miraclewhipt December 27, 2007

Crusts

The new term for Femi-Fans, but in a more general sense. Not only describes those who hate on Feminem.com because they suport Feminem, but also those who don't support Feminem, but hate on Feminem.com reguardless.

Man, all these crusts are hating on us. Why don't they get a life?

by Murderous Joe March 23, 2005

Crusty

Just unappealing in basically every way possible.

"Umm yeah, so she was being extremely crusty so I just blew her up with a sea urchin bomb!"

by Jesse1018 September 28, 2008

crusty

1. a self-obsessed, materialistic person
2. dry and flaky
3. a personality that revolves around physical appearance and shallowness

That girl is hot but her inside is as ugly as a toad with incurable acne and chest hair on its liver spots.. CRUSTY!!!

by Rendezvous With Jesus January 3, 2009

Crusty Lips

When an under-aged girl performs a BJ leaving her lips all crusty like an unwanted donut that when you see them you puke and die a little on the inside!!!

YO man, I just saw some skank with a fresh pair of crusty lips!!!

by Random D-BAG March 23, 2010

Crusty Muffin

To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".

Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"

by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man) June 2, 2007