Cooker

Someone who “cooks” or is often “cookin”. Someone who often smokes marijuana.

“You’re such a cooker” “you always have weed on you, you cooker”

by Fenrir14 November 30, 2017

fully cooked

Smoking marijuana to the point where you can't smoke anymore.

Jim: Yo, you want this man?
Tino: Nah I'll pass...i'm fully cooked.

by Andre McCullough July 16, 2008

crooked

Newfoundland slang

A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.

note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".

"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"

"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"

by gricha March 31, 2009

Jonathan Cook

The lead singer of ftsk. Very cool guy. I know him personally. I got a little pissed when I saw some of the negative crap posted on here about him, when those people really have no clue what they're talking about. First off, Jonathan is a GREAT christian and he makes that clear. He doesnt drink or do drugs of any sort either, which is pretty unheard of for a ROCKSTAR. He goes to church consistently and his actions reflect his good character. Second of all, to call him a pedophile is the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. I mean, seriously? I bet whoever posted that is a pedophile and is projecting or something. Third of all, he's a really smart guy and a good business man. He has a college degree and everything...he's not some garage band musician who just happened to make it big to avoid a life of being dirt poor. He can make it with or without his music. He is a big sports fan, and likes to hunt, etc. He would make an amazing politician...I dont think I know anyone who is a smoother talker than him. All in all, a great guy who puts out equally great music.

Hey look, its the singer of ftsk

Hey I ran into Jonathan Cook at church today!

Jonathan Cook is taller than you....

by the knowhow November 15, 2010

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

canada cook

Canada Cook is when you're at a party and you tell a girl that you're from another country, such as "Canada", to sound more intriguing than you really are.

I think it's about time to pull a Canada Cook

by Tom Vlach December 7, 2007

David Cook

By far the best American Idol contestant ever-talented, sexy, just amazing in general. His beautiful, raw voice never ceases to amaze me and many others across the nation. He's truly a gift to the music world and will go on to be incredibly successful, as he deserves to be.

When David Cook sang Billie Jean, I think I died and came back to life.

David Cook couldn't have gotten as far as he did without his Word Nerds, his fan group on the American Idol forums.

by DC lovin' word nerd! May 16, 2008