commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public

That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.

by noepnope November 7, 2017

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Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.

Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?

by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018

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crommie

A fan of Thomas Cromwell, or his great-great-grand nephew Oliver.

My friend Anne is always talking about Henry VIII’s chief minister; she is a real crommie.

by BlindOwlBlues May 15, 2018

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Commitment

Opening a bag of chips when you’re home alone

Me: *just got home. Sees bag of chips on counter . Checks if anyone are home.*
God: This is your chance.
Me: This is a commitment.

by BadAssBitchMaria July 22, 2018

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Committea
Verb,
Co Mit tea (phonetics)
Taking a break from a fact-finding session for a drink, then going back to exploiting Victims of sexual violence for your personal political gain with complete disregard for the truth.

Yo lets pull a committea on this bitch. "weren't they the victim of a sexual crime?" who cares about this used truck stop we gotta make our sponsors happy or we won't make quota for midterm elections, lets hit the Starbucks for pumpkin spice.

by Politihate September 29, 2018

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