crickethopper

the word crickethopper is a cricket and grasshopper created by the infamous bicons

look there's a crickethopper behind you !

by a bicon March 22, 2021

Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

by Glacier Princess May 3, 2008

jimminy cricket bob

it's not actually a word, just something you can say when you've run out of ideas, a definite conversation starter cos people will be like WTF!

bob: so....
frank: jimminy cricket bob
bob: did you say my name?

by urbandick17 November 16, 2009

Beaver Crickets

Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.

Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.

Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.

by Ocean Recruiter February 25, 2011

Shit cricket

A Pearson who is so retarded they shit like a cricket and fuck dogs cause they from alabamer yee yee

I’m a dumb lil shit cricket and I fuck my cousins . Well bubba bend me over and call me a shit cricket

by Yee yee boi March 6, 2019

Lazy cricket

When you are sprawled on the sofa and too lazy to move.

“I’m not doing anything tonight, just being a lazy cricket.”

by Dr. Bowlegs March 27, 2019

Srilankan cricket team

Weakest Sport team on earth

Hey see it's a bunch of losers.
It can also be said as, Hey see it's a bunch of Srilankan cricket team.

by Steve smith official January 13, 2021