Commershed

To be fooled into buying something that looks good in a commercial, only to be sorely disappointed.

I've been commershed!
Don't try and commersh me.

by P'sMum May 8, 2010

comment hog

When two people start up an off topic conversation through comments on someone's facebook status.

ALEX: *status update* my turtle died...:'(

*comments*
RAINA: I heard Kima's selling turtles online! I want one!

KIMA: Only 3 dollah! XD

ALEX: MY pet just died! Who the hell cares about Kima?!Stop comment hogging my status and let me cry in peace!

by cruiseobsessD November 28, 2010

commensturbation

When an individual likes his own status or comment on a social networking site, like Facebook.

Yeah I did. That's just pure commensturbation if you ask me!

by Solaçe_501 March 18, 2011

Comment jacking

When Person A's comment on Person B's status message/post has more likes and the thread that follows is all about that comment and not about the original post at all.

Dude, stop comment jacking me all the time. I know you want to impress that girl on my friend list, but seriously, there are better ways, funny man

by persnickety.sushrut March 23, 2011

commentsation

Commenting back and forth on Facebook to the point where the comments actually don't make sense anymore.

Can be on a wall post, status update, photo etc.

Alright guys, we are officially done with this commentsation. It doesn't even make sense anymore!

by Vagena S. Harry May 20, 2011

commentatard

The person who tries to be the first one commenting on any given post or thread. Having nothing worthwhile to add to any conversation, such tards make themselves feel better by simply being first.
They usually stop being a tard once they've accomplished the more difficult task of peeing in the toilet like a big kid.

Man: "Listen to this. According to this internet article science has found a cure for cancer and the only comment anyone made was "First!"

Wife: "What a commentatard.

by Jing123456 November 22, 2011

Commenter's Remorse

Similar to "Buyer's Remorse" when a person on Facebook regrets commenting or liking a status because they are flooded with notifications and emails when multiple other comments are posted over a given period of time.

Steve: "Just got a new car!"
Phil: Likes Status and Replies
Facebook: You and 30 other people commented on Steve's status.
Email: 127 new messages
Phil: Replies to status "fuck you guys"
Steve: Likes Phil's reply and replies "Commenter's Remorse much?"

by cpxander June 23, 2011