craigslist gift certificate

Cash.

Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.

Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.

by each October 27, 2011

The leaving cert

The very important time in your secondary school life that basically decides your future, it allows you to enter the college of your choice with points that you yearn from the final exams. These finally exams are on everything you have learned in 6 years. This is why its very important to not sleep or dose many classes. As you will fail the leaving cert and utterly ruin your entire career. So no pressure

So the leaving cert is coming up gosh i hope i do well

by Im only dish soap March 6, 2020

SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)

some dumb shit certificate and program built to make South Australian teenagers kill themselves. if this doesnt kill them university will.

2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?

SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)

by piestar 77 August 29, 2022

BA certified

also known as Beast Attack Certified, shows even more beastliness than beast attack. pure awesomeness, this word is not to be used lightly.

Oh shit fool that song is BA certified.

Anyone who plays a stick is BA certified

by Chris Byington September 18, 2006

HP Certified

To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts

Your Home PC is now HP Certified

by Anonymous October 4, 2002

Certain man

Annoying fuckin bitch, A certain man is someone who just annoys you, whenever this person speaks to you or looks at you, you want to punch them in the face.

he’s acting like a certain man

by Thiago silva August 21, 2021

the certainty principle

The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.

Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation

by honneamise December 20, 2018