Cockadile Tears

When a girls develops tears in her eyes due to a cock down her throat while giving a blowjob.

Jane had my cock so deep down her throat she starting crying cockadile tears.

by TheRoyal11 June 7, 2011

Cock Meat Cough Drop

To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.

My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.

by Ballsagna April 1, 2015

cock thirsty shit wizard

A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.

" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"

by JoeOde January 17, 2017

cock of the rock

1) A bird that is native to the Andean forests of South America.
2) A way to say that one has an erection, usually used as a comical statement

1) When I was in the forests, a large cock of the rock flew down and landed on my arm
2) When I saw that girl's tit, I got a major cock of the rock.

by Urbanbeast18 April 19, 2017

cock hurt

When your just sitting in class and out of no wear u feel ur cock burning

Sir do I have to present cause my cock hurts

by Yvngdvcky November 11, 2017

cockadouche

A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...

I can't stand that Craig guy, he is such a cockadouche!!

by Jalopyrigger November 13, 2017

Cock Withdraw

When a woman is madly in love with a man and has been deprived of a sucking, licking, fondling, holding, making love, or most importantly being fucked by her man's cock, she may enter a depression, become unbelievably needy, clingy, horny, sex crazed, emotional, cry, and bitchy. Symptoms worsen the longer she goes without her man's cock inside her. If left untreated, she can go insane.

Damn, his girl is being so crazy and bitchy, she must be going through cock withdraw. Her boyfriend better fuck her nice and good before she goes insane!

by evafoxy May 24, 2018