Half-Cocked

Half cocked = a flacid boner

"I thought it would be a good idea to show off my package... too bad I pulled out a flacid-boner"

by T.A.D. April 6, 2005

cockarse

A cockarse is taken from the Tenacious D album. It insinuates that someone is of homosexual tendencies.Or someone who is annoying you greatly

"Shut up you cockarse!!"

by lewis December 15, 2004

cold cocked

When you suddenly realize the dildo is not sufficiently warmed.

hey honey, make sure you warm our little friend this time, I don't want to get cold cocked again!

by sarcasma mockarena January 24, 2010

cockarms

A person, generally male, who has either a dysfunctional penis or mad crazy arms. Sometimes the poor dude has both, in which case I'm glad I'm not him.

Hey cockarms, go fuck a goat!

by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004

Cockdrinker

Someone who is so fucked up that "cocksucker" is too rational for them, they have to do something irrational like drink the fucking cock

And then they came to my front door and woke me up on Saturday morning to try to convert me to Mormonism, so I whipped out my dick and pissed all over them. Cockdrinkers.

by nappy pappy May 1, 2008

Get cocked

When someone you know but don't like finds you in public

Ex:

Friend: Is that Tracy? The stupid bitch that put a piece of cake down your shirt that one time in senior year?

You: Oh shit, yeah it is.

Friend: damn girl get cocked.

by Kdawg e dawg February 25, 2017

Cockerbunnys

2 crazy chicks... who are a little over 5 feet tall also funny, outgoing, and just a little nuts, also cute, adorable and loveable!

Stefani and Christine are Cockerbunnys!

by Christine March 16, 2004