kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

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Room-Clearer

A Room-Clearer is a person who passes wind quite frequently, and often noticably, in public places. Many people feel pity for this person, but many also choose to avoid him/her.

Annie: Hey, why isn't anyone sitting next to Kyler?
Mark: He's a room-clearer.
Annie: Oh. What a pity.

by asstrick September 30, 2011

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An American armed forces assault tactic for clearing a room by forcing open the door and throwing in a smoke grenade or flashbang in order to incapacitate the enemy before entering. "Breach" refers to opening the door, "bang" to the grenade explosion, and "clear" to dealing with the enemy inside the room.

"I seen Achmed dodge into that shed behind the madrasa, Sarge."
Okay, let's do a Breach, bang, and clear."

by Lt. Riotgurrl November 25, 2013

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clean the pipes

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.

I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.

by t freezy August 13, 2011

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