Clam Brother

When two people have had sexual intercourse with the same woman

"My clam brother" said Ryan to Robert, Robert is scared, confused, and ashamed.

by clam brother February 16, 2020

Picking Clams

Another word for masturbation for a girl

I caught my daughter picking clams the other day.

by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

Clams to Hams

Female verison of nuts to butts.

Girls bring it in tight lets get those clams to hams.

by Danny Woodcock December 16, 2010

Clam Mom

Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.

person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"

by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020

Clam pancake

n. When something goes really bad or is a big failure.

That motorcycle jump was such a clam pancake.

by FarmerPT October 29, 2019

Clogging Clam

A turd that leads into a more liquified shit.

I thought I was done shitting, but it was just a clogging clam, I was having the runs for hours

by t3mikehere December 2, 2009

Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014