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Cinematically pointless

Something that would not apply in real life, but is added to a movie for suspense
Fellow movie connoisseur: I hate it when they walk up to the downed body instead of just shooting it immediately, it's so cinematically pointless
by Wreckington The 5,386,987th December 10, 2024
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cinema

Derived from the word "sin", as most movies contain inappropriate contents (vulgarity, profanity, violence, drug use, etc.) This causes the lack of kid-friendly movies to be shown at K-12 school campuses as movies are made to entertain, not to educate. Movies without such inappropriate contents are like coffee without sugar — they're not something literally everyone wants but they do brighten the day of those who akcually desire them.
With so many films filled with inappropriate contents, it's no wonder schools struggle to find age-appropriate cinema movies for K-12 students!
by Emotional Cruiser July 27, 2025
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boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.
*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."
by Misan July 4, 2011
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Poonado Cider

A huge nasty diharrhea
"Mom I made a huge poonado cider in the toilet"
by NocturnalBeauty101 December 30, 2015
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balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment
“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”
by Everyyone May 4, 2018
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Dickins Cider

Some sleek Australian way of telling someone you had your way with a girl. You had it inside her.
Yee mate, I had s'm good Dickins Cider last nite. She g'n rather loud's well.
by SuperSecret47 January 1, 2019
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