Chuff

n. Chub + Muff...nuff said.

"Did you catch the lesbian sumo match last night on ESPN 8 - 'The Ocho'?"

"Yea, there was some serious chuff-diving going on."

by JO$E Ortiz May 22, 2007

chuffa

When male is sitting on the toilet taking a dump and someone gives the shit taker head.

Cabrera gives Vigue Chuffas while they are suspended.

by Robert Tracy April 1, 2007

Chufa

A person being used for sex or sexual things, like a tool

Hey your my chufa forever so be ready for later,alright?

by sexy82ozy April 21, 2009

chuffing funt

Fucking Cunt, but you can say it in most schools without much problem

Other examples are Foot-In-Front, James Blunt and cuffing funt

Teacher-so... I want a thousand word essay on the cause and effects of marijuana

Matt-Fucking cunt...

Teacher-Excuse me?

Matt-I said chuffing funt!

by Sharn February 29, 2008

chuffer

A Chuffer is a sad old git. A bit over weight due to beer, hangs out in dodgy bars, prone to boring anyone in ear shot.

Excellent examples of of the chuffer can be found in the Old China Hand Pub in Wan Chai Hong Kong.

by Singapore chuffer December 28, 2005

chuff

1. noun The deep, growl-like, purring sound a cat makes when it is content

2. The act of purring very slowly and deeply.

Pussums chuffed contentedly while Shante stroked his backside.

Dead cats don' chuff.

by Shante July 19, 2006

Chilf

Usually means a young girl between the ages of 18-24 that dates older men (not for money) in their early-mid forties and sometimes older.

Now that Ann is 18, she's a "chilf"

by Dash_Cam October 17, 2010