Chaka

Someone who screws things up because he or she has no clue of what is going on or how to work any equipment. This term comes from a 1970's TV show where a race of fur-covered human-like monkey men live in a land forgotten by time. In the show a family gets stranded in the far away land and makes friends with the smallest member of the monkey men race whose name is, you guessed it, Chaka. Chaka's name suits him well since he looks like a little piece of caca with his light brown matted fur and permanent bed-head. Chaka's buck toothed constantly confused looking face and whiny high-pitched voice don't help any as he constantly repeats what he's told and turns it into a question. Time and time again Chaka messes things up, breaks equipment, ruins plans, and behaves like a little wild man. When Chaka's around all you hear is, "Chaka no!" or, "Awe Chaka did it again!" or, "Dad, Chaka destroyed my '_______', he just grabbed it and threw it off of the cliff!", etc.. etc..

1) Hey Matt, grab the net! The fish is almost, AWE what the...? Way to go Chaka!!!

2) While Chaka scaled the 30 ft gate we opened it and went in.

3) Hey Chaka, that's not a sink that's a urinal.. CHAKA no that's not soap thats the urinal cake.. CHAKA GET OUT OF THE URINAL!!

by ung June 10, 2013

chalked

To H/U before you date and/or to hook-up randomly with anybody at any given time..

I chalked Kristina yesterday, I didn't expect to but it happened..

I chalked Kristina, Now we have to go out..

by Christopher Chris September 27, 2005

chalked

to be hammered, drunk, or stoned

Damn I can't believe i got home i was so chalked

by southsidehammer December 19, 2007

Chake

a penis that is long and fat. Its name originates from the words chode and snake.

That man's penis wouldn't fit into his girlfriend's vagina because he had a chake.

by ImaB3AST19 June 8, 2011

chalked

To take a hit and then shrug it off without showing pain.

Yo, Tony just chalked getting hit by that car.

by bington May 27, 2015

chacker

A slang word for chinese hacker.

Chinese + Hacker = Chacker

by gonipple April 27, 2006

chalking the pool stick

A (male) gay sexual term meaning to place an erect penis around a partner's anus and getting a dab of fecal matter on the tip then knocking one testicle with the fecal dabbed penis into the other testicle as one would with a chalked pool stick in a game of billiards.

Marty: Hey Steve, did you have a good game of billiards last night?

Steve: Yeah, I really had fun chalking the pool stick and knocking Richard's balls around.

Marty: That's what I call a good game of slop!

by FloppyHeadedNerfHerder1 January 11, 2014