Trump Card

A sexual act involving putting on a a yellow wig made of of a horse's pubic hair while having two hirelings jerking you off as you use your tiny hands to grab your daughter's pussy and you eat cheetos out of multi-billion international corporations' assholes.

"I was going to fuck that bitch but she wanted a Trump Card."

by dorrance_durden March 25, 2017

fake news card

What you accuse someone of playing when they cite adverse news about your favorite politician.

Tom: Trump was found to have taken Russian money for his campaign
Bill: More fake news from the liberals and hypocrites.

Tom: You're playing the fake news card again Bill.

by Holly Goodhead January 15, 2017

bro card

an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool

Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.

by BROB4HOES January 26, 2013

Lost the V-Card

A code way of saying that your no longer a virgin.

My big brother just texted me after the first night of the honey moon, he Lost the V-Card!
My dad said if I went to that girls house and Lost the V-Card he'll kill me.

by Ceaser98 March 6, 2016

Get Out Of Jail Pee Card

A stratigically timed bathroom break used during a moment that you want to get out of

Amy: My friend and her boyfriend starting making out when i was with them at her house, so i used a get out of jail pee card.

Hilary: Nice strategy!

by xoKrysxo September 12, 2010

CARDI B

A fat crackhead stripper by the rapper name cardi b but was born belcalsium alsandycheeks

We stan a hoe cardi b

by Loooorrdddt October 13, 2018

Sex Card

What women use to manipulate men into getting things, also to put them at an advantage when they are truely equal but refuse to believe it.

1: Ill have sex with you if you give me jewelry.

2: You are discriminating me because i am a woman, now give me money.

by Damaddar August 9, 2004