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Schrödinger's Cage

Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger Cage provides a double entendre acting as the name of the man it was intended to reflect upon and providing an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.
He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!
by Rataray February 3, 2024
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johny cage

Repeatedly punching someone in the testicles.
Sorry but can I sit down? Damien Johny Caged me in english class.
by Smeagle69 September 10, 2013
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Cage Lube

yeah like grease up the bars so you can escape . Use cage lube
by Knights of the Borg January 18, 2023
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Rusty Cage

Going from tossing your salad to a BJ without rinsing.
She gave me the best rusty cage ever!
by Yablo April 22, 2024
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1. n. (plural) a group of poeple who one pregames with and later takes facebook/myspace photos of themselves taking awesome shooters and just soaking up each other's awesomness

2. n.(singular-formally just using "col" instead of "col, aige, cage, sage and paige") One who uses people for alc/weed money and free trips to jamaica or any other destination
Last night we were a col, aige, cage, sage and paige before the concert! LOLZ I was so0o0o drunk.
by mth91 November 25, 2007
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caged foul

The caged foul is so fowl it will spend it's whole life behind bars.
The caged foul eats mainly locally sourced Bison grass.
by I love lamp June 23, 2021
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Cage man

Cage man. Much more primitive and aggressive than your typical cave man. Where a cave man has the freedom to roam in and out of his cave at his leisure, the cage man spends its life confined to a small cage. Very rarely will a cage man escape this torment. But when it does, it will unleash the type of hell a cave man could only dream of.
Man you you’re acting like a cage man
by lucas_579_ March 24, 2021
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