Custardio

Spanish-esque slang for residue left on womens knickers after a couple of days use. Used mostly in song

Smelly dirty bitch, bet she's got some custardio.
*song* 'Custardio, woo oh oh oh, cust-ard-io, woh oh oh oh'

by freddyflush October 19, 2008

Crustard-top

Crustard-top - (noun) disc shape crust formation that forms at the top of a mustard dispenser.

I've been saving up crustard-tops for 2 years. Pretty soon I'll be able to make a crustard-top sandwich.

by Helmut Kientz January 21, 2007

cuntard

a woman whos a retard

That girl was such a cuntard!

by heyursupergay99 February 13, 2010

Custardfaced

1. A sexual act in which a male showers his partner in a bath of semen so it looks like his partner has just eaten custard.

2. A common euphemism to describe freshmen's interest in custard (the dairy product) while insinuating an interest for getting drunk

1. "I'm so gonna get custardfaced tonight," Nick said to me with zest.

2. Nick, you're totally getting custardfaced tonight!

by Freshman Nick April 28, 2011

cmustard

to be contaminated by someone else’s poor bathroom hygiene

That dirty POS just cmustarded my keyboard.

by unknown638934 May 27, 2009

cuntardy

adj.,
1) The state of being tardy in a manner that adversely affects others.
2) Like a cuntard.

cuntardily adv.
cuntardiness n.

We missed the start of the game because once again you were cuntardy. I am so sick of your cuntardy cuntardiness, you cuntard.

by Rocco Siffredi December 12, 2009

Cuntarded

A retarded cunt
A very naive and uneducated female who keeps on making stupid decisions. Having a messed up attitude all the time. For no reason. Even though it's not that time of the month.

How's Stacey Doing?

Well still cuntarded as ever

by Oakysgirl February 16, 2019