curtain cider

A beverage manufactured by the traditional cider-making process, but by substituting the apples for dirty wet curtains.

Originally conceived by the author as the result of a misheard lorry-related statement (curtain-sider; a style of lorry body), the resulting drink is surprisingly potent, whilst being easy to produce at home.

Naturally the potency of the drink is subject to the provenance of the curtains: the older the curtains the better the kick, although newer curtains pose less of a risk to health.

'Did you see that Scania curtain-sider?'
'What?'
'That curtain-sider!'
'Curtain cider? I wouldn't mind trying a drop of that!'

by Arthur Damage April 4, 2007

Meat Curtains

Another term for a woman’s labia that hangs low & loose out of her private area.

“Holy! Look at her meat curtains! That’s loose!”

by Ash-Ree May 13, 2007

boerewors curtain

The invisible line separating English-speaking South Africa from Afrikaans South Africa. It is generally accepted have KZN, Joburg and the Cape on the English side and the Freestate, Limpopo, Mpumalanga, Northwest and Pretoria on the Dutch side.

The name is taken from boerewors and the Iron Curtain (The border between communist East and Capitalist West during the Cold War)

There goes Koos. Now there's a Dutchman from well behind the Boerewors Curtain

by George McBob April 29, 2009

meat curtains

exrta large labia majora.

Bob needed to close marthas meat curtains, due to excessive noise.

by Rob S. July 16, 2003

Beef Curtains

The Two labias covering the female vagina
(the big saggy parts that look like cheeks)

"Look bob! god that woman has saggy beef curtains!"

by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006

white curtain

when a chick is sucking your dick and then she stops smack he in the back of her head so her bangs fly in front of her face then jizz in her hair if her hair is long its should look like a white curtain

bitch is gettin the white curtains tonight.

by Paco April 1, 2005

Pelvic Curtain

When a large female is on top of a male during intercourse covering the males pelvic region from view

" i took that huge thing home last night. she jumped on top and before I knew it my lower region was engulfed by her pelvic curtain. It was not a pretty sight"

by Bsquared82 September 4, 2009