crap head 

Crap Head: a comonly used term... for the insane!!!! mooohahahahaha!!! naw, it means a very stupid or mean person, or just a general insult.

u fuckin crap head!!!! get the fuck away from me!!!

crap head by lenny April 5, 2004

Crap monkey 

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

Crap monkey by Nathan April 25, 2003

crap balls 

Testicles that are smothered in faeces a ritual carried out by native americans.

Ah crap balls.

mmmmmmmm.....tastes like crap balls

crap balls by Correspondingly November 10, 2004

crap-a-cola 

A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

crap-a-cola by poopstain devon May 10, 2008

crap dumping

When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.

"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."

"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."

crap dumping by clem7632 June 23, 2008

Crap-Lagged 

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.

Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.

Crap-Lagged by Liberate March 15, 2009

Crap collector 

Someone who travels the world in search of the rarest and finest pieces of crap.

I recently quit my job to become a crap collector.

Crap collector by Professor Stinkbottom December 5, 2009