choking the donkey

to masturbate in a zoo

Tom was arrested for choking the donkey

by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

Cocking Gun

Its when you are fucking a chick doggy style and you pull out your dick right before you are going to cum, place it on the top of her ass crack, then run a line of gunk from the top of her ass to her clit just like a caulking gun. This of course would also apply to the upper lip, forehead, ear-to-ear across the eyes, ect.

"I just laid a smooth line of baby batter on my girls ass crack with my cocking gun".

or

"That girls ass was so big I had to reload my cocking gun to finish the job".

by Durmach Calidrivur April 9, 2009

cocking out

When your hanging out and your wang comes out, and whatever you do is led with your cock.

So i was just hanging out in Barcelona on the Las Ramblas, and I was like 'fuck that i'm cocking out!"

by Ace 2 da Mace May 21, 2008

Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

Cooming inside me

Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny

Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-

by I like soap69 November 12, 2022

Crooking

Going round causing trouble and doing illegal things, being a crook,

That man there looks like he's crooking.

I'm going out crooking

by mpet72 August 25, 2011

Choking on oxygen

To fail at something very simple.

Team A were choking on oxygen when asked to write down their names

by Charkie40 May 7, 2015