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cookie-cutter culture

A better name for modern American society; basically, a culture in which conformity to any and all trends, no matter how stupid/hurtful/stereotypical they are, is valued over intelligence and individuality.
All Black/African-Americans are expected to be top-notch basketball players, drug dealers, hos, pimps, morons...it goes on ad infinitum.
by Shawn B. December 4, 2003
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no cookie

A negative response by a person being solicited by another person for a late-night hook-up in codewords; recently popularized on the show "The Office" (US version)
Dwight: What about that, um, meeting discuss finances later?
Angela: Okay, but don't expect any cookie.
Dwight: But what if I'm hungry??
Angela: (tersely) NO cookie.
by avaron September 21, 2008
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Doom cookie

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1. Someone who evidently attempts to dress as a goth while being largely oblivious to the actual subculture as they're too smitten by all the nifty black spiky things they can buy to make them look mysterious and nonconformist at Hot Topic!
2. Someone who's newly thrust themself into the gothic subculture without a clue as to what it stands for, usually marked by a lame wardrobe, the writing of terrible poetry mentioning blood and broken mirrors at least twice, a newly acquired cutting habit, and several recently failed half-assed suicide attempts.
3. Someone who decides to pose as a goth for no reason beyond wanting to look like a more interesting person, usually unbeknownst to them (the average doom cookie thinks s/he isn't one), but gives themself away immediately with their obnoxious or ridiculously overdone gloomy personality and an unnatural affinity towards being repeatedly raped by Hot Topic's prices in order to own 5 more pairs of bondage parachute pants.
Little pisses me off more than having to put up with that little doom cookie friend of yours.
by Kitteh May 7, 2005
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pink cookie

hey bitch let me eat your pink cookie
by ??? April 26, 2004
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Pony Choking

The Indianapolis Colt Football team continuously wins in the regular season and loses in the playoffs.
Pony Choking History
• Jan. 3, 2009 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 23, Indianapolis 17
• Jan. 13, 2008 - AFC Divisional – San Diego 28, Indianapolis 24
• Feb. 4, 2007 - Super Bowl XLI - Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17
• Jan. 15, 2006 - AFC Divisional - Pittsburgh 21, Indianapolis 18
• Jan. 16, 2005 - AFC Divisional - New England 20, Indianapolis 3
• Jan. 18, 2004 - AFC Championship - New England 24, Indianapolis 14
• Jan. 4, 2003 - AFC Wild Card - Jets 41, Indianapolis 0
• Dec. 30, 2000 - AFC Wild Card - Miami 23, Indianapolis 17 (OT)
• Jan. 16, 2000 - AFC Divisional - Tennessee 19, Indianapolis 16
by George Wynn January 27, 2009
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Hose Choking

When your done pumping gas and you grab the hose and pull and squeeze to get every last drop out.
1. Gas is so expensive, so i am hose choking the pump.

2. I am poor so i am going hose choking at the gas station

3. I probably hose choked 50 cents worth of gas out of there.
by dj davidv November 27, 2009
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Pure vanilla cookie

He left custard at home for milk, also is a literal god, and I want him to heal more than just my wounds(if ykyk)
Update on custard: he is a king and still has not seen pure vanilla cookie till this day
by teto.stan January 2, 2022
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