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The Cloud

A fairy-tail like place where computers work perfectly 100% of the time.

Servers never crash, applications run flawlessly, disks never fill up, and viruses cease to exist. Even user-error ceases to exist, because The Cloud won't let it.
Programmer: "Sir, our servers are slow, our application sucks, and our employees are idiots. Larry just ran DEL *.* in the system folder by accident!"

IT Manager: "Don't sweat it, man...we're moving TO THE CLOUD. Pretty soon we'll bring lawn-chairs to work and spend our work-week beatin' Asian kids at online poker."

User: "Wait...can The Cloud really fix all that? What about our broken app and all the viruses?"

Manager: "Never. Doubt. The Cloud."

User: "Well the marketing material does say even a monkey can do it. Step 1: Move to The Cloud. Step 2: Make it Rain on 'dem Hoes."

Manager: "Brilliant"
by Chikken24 May 5, 2011
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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Corn-Cloud

A fart that smells like corn and lingers
"You may want to avoid this area for a while, I just dropped a corn-cloud over here"
by Tim A November 8, 2005
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cpl cloud

amazing looking, ladies man, huge schlong, super angry, depressed motivator. from the mid west has a fish on arm.
hey, stop being such a cpl cloud
by RainMan666 November 3, 2010
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dark cloud from hell

That special waitress who approaches your table - clearly wishing you would die during her shift - and asks "How is everything?"
Here comes the dark cloud from hell. Grab your dinner before she confiscates it.
by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2023
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St. Cloud

This is a city in which nobody would voluntarily return. It is a soul crushing miasma of crappiness. Imagine the cultural wastelands of suburbia mixed with the mug-a-day bleakness of urban blight and the backward ignorance of rural farm country. This would be the perfect way to describe St. Cloud, MN.
Son: "Dad, why is that man standing by the Dairy Queen dressed as a pimped-up version of Superman?"

Dad: "He's from St. Cloud. What would you expect?"
by WhiteCloudCitizen April 28, 2012
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Brown Cloud

A rather obnoxious fart, trapped in a room and lingering.
"Aw man, gonnae open a window? Ah cannea even SEE through your fuckin' brown cloud never mind breath in it!"
by Unwept, the Lone Magpie December 14, 2005
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