A fairy-tail like place where computers work perfectly 100% of the time.
Servers never crash, applications run flawlessly, disks never fill up, and viruses cease to exist. Even user-error ceases to exist, because The Cloud won't let it.
Servers never crash, applications run flawlessly, disks never fill up, and viruses cease to exist. Even user-error ceases to exist, because The Cloud won't let it.
Programmer: "Sir, our servers are slow, our application sucks, and our employees are idiots. Larry just ran DEL *.* in the system folder by accident!"
IT Manager: "Don't sweat it, man...we're moving TO THE CLOUD. Pretty soon we'll bring lawn-chairs to work and spend our work-week beatin' Asian kids at online poker."
User: "Wait...can The Cloud really fix all that? What about our broken app and all the viruses?"
Manager: "Never. Doubt. The Cloud."
User: "Well the marketing material does say even a monkey can do it. Step 1: Move to The Cloud. Step 2: Make it Rain on 'dem Hoes."
Manager: "Brilliant"
IT Manager: "Don't sweat it, man...we're moving TO THE CLOUD. Pretty soon we'll bring lawn-chairs to work and spend our work-week beatin' Asian kids at online poker."
User: "Wait...can The Cloud really fix all that? What about our broken app and all the viruses?"
Manager: "Never. Doubt. The Cloud."
User: "Well the marketing material does say even a monkey can do it. Step 1: Move to The Cloud. Step 2: Make it Rain on 'dem Hoes."
Manager: "Brilliant"
by Chikken24 May 5, 2011
Get the The Cloud mug.12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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by Tim A November 8, 2005
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Get the cpl cloud mug.That special waitress who approaches your table - clearly wishing you would die during her shift - and asks "How is everything?"
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Get the dark cloud from hell mug.This is a city in which nobody would voluntarily return. It is a soul crushing miasma of crappiness. Imagine the cultural wastelands of suburbia mixed with the mug-a-day bleakness of urban blight and the backward ignorance of rural farm country. This would be the perfect way to describe St. Cloud, MN.
Son: "Dad, why is that man standing by the Dairy Queen dressed as a pimped-up version of Superman?"
Dad: "He's from St. Cloud. What would you expect?"
Dad: "He's from St. Cloud. What would you expect?"
by WhiteCloudCitizen April 28, 2012
Get the St. Cloud mug."Aw man, gonnae open a window? Ah cannea even SEE through your fuckin' brown cloud never mind breath in it!"
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