Clean Throat

Asking someone if they have a clean throat is like asking them if they have had oral sex before.

"Dude I was like, so do you have a clean throat, and she was like no but I know how to blow!"

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Clean jokes

Something no one uses anymore and is no longer funny in any social group

Clean jokes are something no one enjoys anymore

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Get illegal stuff out of the house. Also hide altars since police in the states usually destroy them.

Pigs suck jesus's dick as well as the education system.. They're all in cahoots. Get woke bitch.. Clean house.

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Clean Streak (n): An extended period of time in which one has taken a break from masturbating.

Max: I haven't jerked off in a week, this is my longest clean streak yet!

Clean Streak by mhmuss April 20, 2014

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A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).

"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"

"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."

clean sock by DDealer February 10, 2008

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One of the few things a wife can do or be to keep her husband happy when he returns home from work.

I wanna come home to a clean mean, hot pussy, wet house. Is that too much to ask?

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a way to discriminate against mexicans because they clean

Bro shut up juan go clean up shop you mexican!