Columbian breakfast

Cocain served as a substitute for breakfast, in bed.

A women is surprised by her loving sugar daddy with Columbian Breakfast in bed. In what content was the breakfast served on you ask? a mirror. And the utensils? A razzor blade.

by Plude Gist October 24, 2009

Greek Breakfast

When 11 internet friends gather in Athens and mix in each others junk juice in a rooftop hot tub

Hey Faye! Did you wash off your Greek Breakfast from last night?

by Faye the Woz Nee AK47 June 3, 2017

midnight breakfast

to eat any type of breakfast food out of the asshole of your partner while they sleep

"I was bored, so I took the liberty of ordering a midnight breakfast from Susan in bed last night."

by Greg T. T. January 8, 2008

english breakfast

When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them

Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.

by British Gentleman January 21, 2008

Italian Breakfast

The morning after you have sexual intercourse with your mate she eats off the dry cum off of your sac.

What'd you eat for breakfast?

I had one of those italian breakfasts this morning!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

israeli breakfast

The act of eating eggs, cottage cheese, nutella, tuna mix, avocado, and olives out of a woman's pussy.

Ezekiel: "I had the best israeli breakfast this morning before shacharit at the synagogue"
Abraham: "Oy vey!"

by Big Dingo January 19, 2016

Greasy Breakfast

The act of grabbing some one by the ears (normally a girl) and wiping her face up your gooch and nutsack

*one boy to another* - Sophie woke up to me giving her a fantastic greasy breakfast this morning

by Grease Monster March 9, 2011