manhattan breakfast

The act of putting on a hat immediately after waking up

Dan: Jesus Christ John! Put some ducking clothes on!

John: Sorry dude, Manhattan breakfast.

by JayDubbayoo September 21, 2016

Burmese Breakfast

The act of doing a handstand, while your partner cracks an egg in your ass/crotch region, and eats.

Noun; I got plastered last night and ended up doing the Burmese Breakfast with my roommate.

Verb; I am going to Burmese Breakfast the shit out of you.

by SodyCommers October 15, 2013

midnight breakfast

to eat any type of breakfast food out of the asshole of your partner while they sleep

"I was bored, so I took the liberty of ordering a midnight breakfast from Susan in bed last night."

by Greg T. T. January 8, 2008

english breakfast

When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them

Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.

by British Gentleman January 21, 2008

Italian Breakfast

The morning after you have sexual intercourse with your mate she eats off the dry cum off of your sac.

What'd you eat for breakfast?

I had one of those italian breakfasts this morning!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

israeli breakfast

The act of eating eggs, cottage cheese, nutella, tuna mix, avocado, and olives out of a woman's pussy.

Ezekiel: "I had the best israeli breakfast this morning before shacharit at the synagogue"
Abraham: "Oy vey!"

by Big Dingo January 19, 2016

Greasy Breakfast

The act of grabbing some one by the ears (normally a girl) and wiping her face up your gooch and nutsack

*one boy to another* - Sophie woke up to me giving her a fantastic greasy breakfast this morning

by Grease Monster March 9, 2011