touch your breakfast 

To deeply penetrate someone's anus.

Hand me the lube and bend over baby, cuz I'm gonna touch your breakfast.

touch your breakfast by goldenflower February 26, 2011

delta burke breakfast 

chocolate pancakes and chardonnay

Francine: you can have anything you want for breakfast steve
Steve: how about...chocolate chip pancakes... aaaaand wine?
Francine: ah the delta burke breakfast- good choice honey

delta burke breakfast by paprikapants October 26, 2010

second breakfast 

invented by hobbits, second breakfast is breakfast all over again

We'll just have time for second breakfast before it's time to start cooking lunch.

second breakfast by Sienna March 17, 2003

cuban breakfast 

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a girl's asshole. Similar to a Portuguese breakfast.

Tommy gave his girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. Let's just say it was a bit messy.

cuban breakfast by arylius December 1, 2020

20 second breakfast 

a Monster Zero Ultra. common term used on IRC and Mumble servers.

Man, I'm tired. Time to have a 20 second breakfast!

20 second breakfast by marblecakealsothegame13 October 1, 2018

dingo's breakfast 

A yawn, a piss and a good look around.
In other words, I had no breakfast.

I had a dingo's breakfast this morning.

dingo's breakfast by Colleen May 9, 2003