bachelors crow

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.

P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.

by JohnLennonsCat August 12, 2016

bachelor bomb

When a single guy (or Dad who's a bachelor for the weekend) makes a huge mess in the house, usually in the kitchen while butchering dinner.

"Sorry I'm running late, I set off a bachelor bomb in our kitchen and need to clean that shit up before Katie gets home."

by Marauder12 July 9, 2016

Bachelore

Tall tales of people who graduated from college but never got their Masters or Phd.

Naked girls covered in chocolate frosting, and other Bachelore made me understand why Gary became a campus cook instead of pursuing his Masters.

by D. Goode August 2, 2016

Bachhu

The man who thinks everything is too spicy.

--Why is bachhu crying?
-oh, he can't handle the spice of that pepper.

by Baller33783 August 17, 2016

bachling

A word used to describe a really cool person

Wow that dude is so bachling

by nicmimfag April 19, 2017

bachinal

Drinking unto abandon for ritualistic purpose of praise to Dionysus.

Eating pizza and drinking. Working tomorrow tho. Not a total bachinal.

by Ruben Mayor July 14, 2017

bachelist

a list of activities for a bachelor party, you can't plan a bachelor party without a bachelist

you make the bachelist for ya boys bachelor party yet? beers, bars, boobs? what are we checking off on the bachelist?

by HipStir July 25, 2017