boachella 

Cardi B accidentally coined this phrase when she captioned a throwback photo of TLC with “Mood !Boachella!!!” In reference to her own outfit inspired by the 90s trio. It left people in confusion which she quickly explained as a typo. The phrase caught on and has been referenced by both the famous and lowly common folk alike.

“What did Cardi mean when she said ‘Boachella’?”

“She didn’t mean anything- bitch can’t type with them long ass hoochie nails.”

boachella by Em c Nasty May 29, 2018

bleachella 

a phase that Taylor Swift went through back in 2016 where she bleached her blonde hair. it was a temporary look that Taylor herself now looks back on and cringes at, as she reveals in the April 2019 Elle US magazine.

“Dude, did you see the pics of Taylor Swift at Coachella?”
“Yeah, that’s when she was going through the bleachella phase.”

bleachella by halhan March 6, 2019

coachella hangover 

The feeling of extreme exhaustion and detachment from life during the days following Coachella. This is due to the three days of nonstop music, sleep deprivation, heat exhaustion, constant alcohol consumption and nonstop partying that occurs in the desert of California.

Dude, I slept for 16 hours after I got home from Coachella. I didn't even leave the house until Wednesday either, I had such a Coachella hangover from not seeing Arcade Fire and Foals anymore.

coachella hangover by firewoodjanke May 11, 2011

Coachella Fest Depression 

The depression you feel after those three amazing days at coachella fest...

Oh he has coachella fest depression

Coachella Fest Depression by heeeeyguuuuurlheeeeeeeey June 24, 2011

Post Coachella Depression (PCD) 

The overwhelming feeling of emptiness and inability to return to "real world" activities such as work and school after an EPIC weekend of beats, pool parties, glowsticks, minimal clothing, beats, desert boogers, endless amounts of booze, unlimited sunshine, making new friends, beats, screaming realtors, vans with no seats, 1,000's of pictures, ridiculous videos, and more beats that one experiences upon returning home from Coachella Music and Arts Festival.

My friends and I had lost the will to live once the Post Coachella Depression (PCD) had fully kicked in the Wednesday after Coachella.

Post Coachella Depression (PCD) by R-Piz May 11, 2011

Coachella ready 

Used to describe slutty alternative/indie clothing, often sarcastically. Based on clothing found at Coachella music festival.

Person 1: Damn, that is one slutty dress
Person 2: *Sarcasm* Coachella Ready!!!

Coachella ready by crazy4pigeons April 13, 2015

Coachella 

"Coachella"
An annual music festival held in the spring time in the "Coachella valley" of Southern California.

It is a hallmark staple for people to "independently come completely together" while being from every single opposite corner of every grooming / fashion style and music genre that exists, while strictly conforming to trends that do not conform.

By popular vote, It's not a requirement to know any of the artists that are performing, Nor are patrons required to attend any of the Bohemian music tents that have been set up by "for-profit" corporations (that you are recommended, but not required, to hate because of the capitalization they pose on society). This should be recorded on your corporate iPhone you will carry with a corporate Wi-Fi signal you'll be operating under.

The subculture of this festival is designed to accept all of the aforemementioned descriptions and comprise it's definition using simple, easy-going words such as "boho" "hipster" "freebird" and "gypsy".

See also brochella hochella and dohchella

I hope these definitions are helpful in the expose of the magnificent experience you will have at this festival, and share with others.

" I want to break free and try something new. Therefore, I will go and do what everybody else is doing at Coachella. And I will express how different I am. "

Coachella by Craig Rasputin April 14, 2017