Bard

Dmv slang, basically meaning put it on god or make me believe you.

Glocka: I just saw this se joint down mike house
Jahkee: BARD!

by Dmvrizzer February 18, 2024

Barbod Dick

A huuuuuuuuge and attractive shlong. A very big wang the size of an elephant trunk. Fun and entertaining to play with, and always good for the kids. This dick makes the titanic look like an atom. Barely fits on Earth. This dick is so humongous it has grown into the core of the Earth and travels the Globe all while still growing. If you ever see the tip growing out of the ground give it a little push to send it back on track.

*at a party
"OMG I JUST SAW BARBOD DICK"
"NO WAY" are you serious?
"YEAH IT WAS BIGGER THAN YOUD EVER THINK".

by donthedevious February 19, 2024

Barcode

Someone that is able to be scanned.

Davis Choi is a Barcode

by The wicked shopper May 31, 2024

Bard

DMV slang for when you are saying on god

bardd you never spoke to her before? (On god)

by Oksooo June 4, 2024

Barcode

To half black out, there are parts you remember and parts you don’t. Similar to how a barcode switches from black to white.

Guy 1: I can’t believe you got with Karen last night
Guy 2: Holy shit I don’t remember that what
Guy 1: Yeah you were so drunk, you must have barcoded

by nicolemaloney03 June 30, 2024

Barcode Baddie

A really hot goth chick who gives herself barcodes.

“Damn, you’re really fiending for those barcode baddies, huh”

by Barcode baddie lover November 26, 2024

bábodží

A made up material (measured in Minecraft blocks) that you can get by being in a specific secret location and dig into the ground with your foot at a 45 degree angle

I've dug 1000 bábodží today!

by Masterbaitercz November 29, 2024