Ball-Baker

When the heat from a silent fart surrounds your balls while you're sitting down.

Dude... that fart was insane! What a ball-baker.

by Umbri October 7, 2010

Backseat Baker

An idle person who will gladly yell instructions to you while you are busy baking a cake. Not to be confounded with the backstreet baker who, in this case, would be cooking meth.

"Bitch can't you see I can bake my own motherfucking cake; don't be such a backseat baker!"

by Museme July 6, 2014

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

true background

Emme “aka Music Girl’s” sunset pictures.

We have a true background on our hands.

by Enmeakamusicgirl January 29, 2018

Cade Baker Moment

A "Cade Baker Moment" is a brief moment that only few will understand. A moment so hilarious that no normal person will understand. Those who tend to understand are know as a, "Cade Baker." When talking about the myth himself others tend to make seemingly unfunny jokes which relate to, "Cade Baker"

When, "The Fish is a Baby" is one of the first Cade Baker Moments

by RottenTuna October 18, 2021

Cade Baker

A "Cade Baker" is a person that you secretly make tons of hilarious inside jokes about, but you never tell him about them. So instead you point and laugh at him, and run when he starts comming to get you.

Cade Baker has done nothing wrong but yet is still tortured by 2 random kids.

by RottenTuna October 27, 2021

Holden Baker

A blessing from GOD . Smart Funny my Hero . Don’t ever doubt him cause he’s about it … A Grand Prince … Royalty.. The finest Blood Line … Don’t mess with Holden Baker

I am Holden Baker

by Ducky619 February 25, 2022