Large Breasted Knob Gobbler

The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.

Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"

Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"

by Bilboliololo February 24, 2013

Roast beast

Creature known from the Dr. Seuss story "How the Grinch stole Christmas", where it's purpose is pretty much the same as the (poor) Christmas turkey - to be eaten.

In the motion-picture by Ron Howard and with Jim Carrey as the Grinch, it seems to have eight legs.

And he... ...HE HIMSELF...! The Grinch carved the roast beast!

by snoophoggyhogg September 29, 2008

so beast

something to say when you don't think that someone is so beast, meant sarcastically. usually said in a funny voice

you're so beast kid

by j-rob mad fresh April 22, 2010

Beastie Boys

Three nice Jewish boys from New York that have WAY more talent than D12, the G Unit and that fat hack Missy Elliot COMBINED. Turn your Yankees hat sideways, hit the chronic, turn bass to max, listen to track 12 on To The 5 Boroughs then get back to me.

I use to party with the Beastie Boys (and your mom) back when they were called The Young Aborigines.

by PCGator July 14, 2004

Get Your Beast On

To start acting aggressive and edgy.
Characterised by tough, thuggish behaviour.

That bitch is getting all up in my face, I'ma have to get my beast on, and put her in her place.

Hey, that guy's been talking about you. You should get your beast on and show him what for.

by Thomas Leone October 12, 2009

Canker Beast

a fellatious woman. an term meant to be used behind someone's back

Damn! Lexie's a total Canker Beast. I can see the VD falling out of her mouth

by Jay-Rome April 25, 2006

breastages

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob

My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.

by lola May 17, 2004