bamel

a benny hater out in the 860

when you offer bamel a shot and he aint fuckin with the henny

by ScammyScamel October 20, 2020

bamfuckeled

getting fucked over during an explosion mental trauma

Pam: where were you last night?
Ram: with your mom
jam: oh shit! get bamfuckeled Pam.

by Junkerdigerian December 23, 2020

bamfucklid

Where you get minded fucked and Possibly confused at the same time

Shannon :Hey Larry why is our baby on the roof

Larry: I don’t know Shannon but it look like I’m bamfucklided

by Panamamatt1 December 26, 2020

BAMF_

Acronym used to define something of immense size. Big Ass Mother Fucking ____

I went to the zoo and saw a BAMFC (Big Ass Mother Fucking Crocodile)! The blank in BAMF_ was used for crocodile.

by ArizonaWildcat February 7, 2021

BAMF

Bitch-ass-mother-fucker

Wow, he is a BAMF.
You mean bitch-ass motherfucker?
Yeah.

by Centuari March 30, 2021

Bames Fact

A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false.

A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"

"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?"
"idk man that sounds like a Bames fact"

"I heard somewhere that ----------"
"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?

by Un0Wh0 April 24, 2021

BAMFDILF

Bad Ass MotherFucking Dad I'd Like To Fuck

Kurt Russell is a total BAMFDILF. I would let that man spit in my mouth.

by CowboyButt May 29, 2021