awkward milkman

sexual euphemism in which the man is having intercourse with the woman in the missionary position and, upon the moment of orgasm, retracts the penis and blows his load in his own mouth, thus causing the woman to feel awkward.

I used to date her until I pulled an awkward milkman. After that, she wouldn't return my calls.

by seoulsucker February 20, 2011

Awkward Robot

any situation that involves saying the wrong thing at the wrong time to tripping and falling in front of a huge crowd of people...all these situations call for the awkward robot

So I ran up to this kid and slapped his booty because I thought he was my friend...turns out I didn't know him. AWKWARD ROBOT!

by Meara February 15, 2006

awkwardness

noun; A feeling felt in situations causing embarrassment

Guy: -searches Urban dictionary for awkwardness, finds no definition, awkwardness-
Walks into class teacher tells him/her to sit next to ex, awkwardness
lawling at joke about person, person walks up and asks why everyone's laughing, awkwardness

by NoobNeb November 18, 2011

Awkward Turkey

When someone (could be you too!) is awkward, put your hand straight up, and the other hand like a fist, while pulling your thumb out and twisting the fisted hand. Then, when something is REALLY AWKWARD (I mean, it really has to be... Really, don't fake it. If it's not THAT awkward, do it regularly, otherwise if it is EXTREMELY AWKWARD, then you do this:) make your hand that's making the fist move in a forward motion, almost like you're shaking a mustard container. REMEMBER: ONLY DO THIS OF IT IS REALLY AWKWARD!

Taylor: "I have a seed on my boob."
Peet: (awkward turkey)

by Peet Montzingo January 23, 2008

awkward

Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a gesture where the lower arm is thrust out perpendicular to the ground with the hand open and fingers together with thumb on top.

(Had to correct Otis's because it is PERPENDICULAR not parallel!)

(long pause)...awkward...

by Zach Schiffman March 15, 2005

Awkward

A person who just makes normal situations weird, uncomfortable, or just downright....wrong.

"Woah, did she just steal a rock? That was awkward."
"Did that dinosaur just grunt at me? That was awkward."
"I DON'T REMEMBER HER!" oh shit.. thats awkward."

by Pseidonym say what? July 24, 2009

Awkward Boner

a moment that is as awkward as getting a boner in the middle of class or when you hugging a girl you like

Friend 1- so i was at my grandparents and they gave me some kwanza money and i pissed my pants i was so happy
Friend 2- dude talk about a Awkward Boner
Friend 1- tell me about it

by tiggathebear November 13, 2011