Amber Alert

The act of dedicating in bed and blaming it on the dog

Omg I woke up and you totally pulled an amber alert, nuh uhh it was the dog

by Maxwell P. Thurstington April 27, 2022

skirt alert

yelled out when there is a sudden cyclone surrounding u and ur skirt goes up to show "the only knickers left" for all to see.it warns the other skirted females or transexuals
around u

breeze.."skirt alert!"

by Angie G April 29, 2002

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Redd Alert

Canadian gang started in Edmonton, Alberta
spreaded, Was very powerful in Regina Saskatchewan before half of em got locked up and the rest of them switched to rival gangs, but not the true soldiers, they stayed loyal to the Redd

Rival Gangs : Native Syndicate(AKA NS), Natives Looking to get Payed(AKA NL)

Current Allies: Indian Posse(AKA IP), Native Syndicate Killers(AKA NSK)

Dickface: Yo bitch wtf did u just flash me?
Afroman: 100% REDD 200% ALERT FOREVER DOIN DIRT REDD TILL WE DEAD, Redd Alert BITCH

by Suspenders wit a fro March 5, 2009

average

The weight grouping choice favored by fat girls at online dating sites. If she chooses "a few extra pounds", bring a harpoon and/or tranq rifle. Same with "ghetto booty".

Holy hell. U.D. has been up this long and nobody submitted a definition for "average"?

Levi: WTF? There's no pics on this chick's profile.
Nate: What's her weight entry say?
Levi: Average. Profile says she's "curvy".
Nate: Means she's average in American terms, not French. Her curves are rolls.
Feminist from the woodwork: It's what's inside that counts!
Fat Goth Girl: Fat girls need love too!
Nate: *shotgun fires four times, once each and then once each to make sure* Not from me; and a tranny once told me the same thing about the inside.
Levi: You only get what you give. Get back in your badgerhole, ya bitch.

by Derek Peavey June 1, 2006

advert

An advert is a short video where blacks, whites, other ethnicities and homosexual people interact in unrealistic ways while occasionally making reference to a product.

I didn't realize there were so many interracial and homosexual couples in the world today. Adverts are so educational. I think I will buy more products as I enjoy being lectured by them all the time.

by I Hate Political Correctness November 7, 2021

Yellow Alert

A warning issued when a co-worker has been observed not washing his or her hands after urinating.

Bob: Don't eat the candies next to Ed's desk.

Rob: Why not?

Bob: Al put the yellow alert on him.

Rob: Ah dude... that's gross!

by vmx December 11, 2009