avalanche

The act of receiving a blow job at the top of a stair well. When a guy comes to his climax, he ejaculates all over the girls face and then kicks her down the stairs. While falling the guy yells AVALANCHE!

Tamika was acting like a dirty little cunt till I gave her a nasty avalanche.

by Nacho Avalanche February 19, 2009

Colorado Avalanche

a shitty NHL team who are constantly the bitches of the Detroit Red Wings

haha remember the time when Mccarty beat the shit out of Claude Lemieux. i was cracking up so loud. that same year Colorado Avalanche started sucking right after that game.

by go_wings June 1, 2006

Avatard

A person who is so utterly obsessed with James Cameron's film, Avatar, that he or she would undergo extensive plastic surgery, AIDS, and death in order to be a fucking 10 foot tall blue alien, if given the opportunity.

Avatard: DUDE!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 DID YOU SEE AVATAR?
Normal Kid: Yeah. I saw it. It sucked dicks.
Avatard: WTF?!?!?!
Normal Kid: Did you not notice that the plot was Pocahontas revisited?
Avatard: NAH...I wanna be an avatar!!!111111111 They're so fucking 1337!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
Normal Kid: *Facepalm*

by wrongturn January 13, 2010

avacado

An interjection when two people are talking that helps the non-speaker (person B) remember something they want to say while the speaker (person A) is talking. When person A is done speaking they say "avacado", thus reminding person B that they had something to say.

Person A: "....so the other night we were watching American Idol and Ellen was so..."

Person B: <interjects> "avacado"

Person A: "...good at judging I mean she was like part Simon, part Paula. Avacado."

Person B: The other day I meant to tell you we went to see that movie we were talking about.

by pghjenn February 9, 2010

AVAcado

An incredibly rare species, recently spotted with snazzy blue braces, maybe a failed attempt at a mating call. An all around beam & your daily source of memes. Also your average snapchat spammer, and a good therapist to talk to about your problems.

“On this fine Sunday morning, I woke up to several snapchat notifications. Must be AVAcado.”

by MAILABITCH February 20, 2018

Avatar

Big blue people. Not to be confused with smurfs, which are very small blue people.

Look at that Avatar. He looks big.

by HBM3000 January 2, 2011

Avacado

Someone or when someone gets immediate twitches and spasms when Asian cuisine is not in that someone's body for a period of 2 hours or more.

"Oh no hes going Avacado on us."

" Im such an Avacado."

by Kiyo May 13, 2005