It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
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In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.
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A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.
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It is everybody's PRISON CELL
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Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.
Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?
Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).
Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?
Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).
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"That's some fine-assery".
"Accomplishing that job took a measure of fine-assery."
"The team accomplished feats of the finest-of-asseries."
"Accomplishing that job took a measure of fine-assery."
"The team accomplished feats of the finest-of-asseries."
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Hym "My INITIAL ASSERTION was the YOU only ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT in a vague and abstract sense. That if you actually looked at the working class you claim to be for, you wouldn't like them very much at an individual level and would PROBABLY do something vaguely analogous to this. It's visible at a glance. Remember? The monologue from the Joker the I WROTE? That event 1... Or A. Event A is you (in abstraction or just the people around me in general) not giving a shit. Event B is the continuation of Event A. Event C is me not giving a shit. Event D is you saying 'If you don't give a shit why do you expect other people to?' Event E is you saying 'Well, if you don't give a shit then you don't get to suceed without me signing off on it.' That is the entire antecedent chain from the time I started writing until now. And I've already outlined the chain up until I've started writing. So, no. You're still dumb. I'm still smart."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
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With his relentless obsession over every religious rule, especially his lectures on the 'proper' way to wear head coverings, some joked that he must have a case of Religious Asperger’s
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