pink eyed, white haired schmuckish type character, often constituting rich parents, overworked guns (of the muscular variety) and a unique tendency to camouflage on the Alps. Often found frequenting a super-exclusive gymnasium, straight to the dumbells, doth him. Anything to detract citizens eyes from ones own, since they are quite, quite pink. And often glow in the dark. The common, Berkshire Albino also sleeps with open eyes, and is easily terrorisable and shaveable.
Rim: "Oi, check the Milkybar kid, his guns are enormous!"
TPL: "Jeez creepers. That's nuts. Lets wait til he's really maulled, then shave his body and draw on him."
Gordy: "Sound. Eight times please.The albino is weak. My guns are cultivating as I stroke the chicken breasts to ensure full cookage."
TPL: "Jeez creepers. That's nuts. Lets wait til he's really maulled, then shave his body and draw on him."
Gordy: "Sound. Eight times please.The albino is weak. My guns are cultivating as I stroke the chicken breasts to ensure full cookage."
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Barry Sanders : WHOA! This asbestos is the shit!
Me : Excuse me Mr. Sanders, that happens to be fine Mexican made absinthe, not asbestos.
Barry Sanders : OH SNAP SON! SNAP!
Me : <gunshot> Shut up. Smell my cancer-laden feet. SMELL THEM!! AHHAAHHA
Me : Excuse me Mr. Sanders, that happens to be fine Mexican made absinthe, not asbestos.
Barry Sanders : OH SNAP SON! SNAP!
Me : <gunshot> Shut up. Smell my cancer-laden feet. SMELL THEM!! AHHAAHHA
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Get the absinthe mug.Referred to as "the green fairy" due to it's green coloring. Used by many famous authors and artists including Hemingway, Wilde, and Picasso. Causes hallucination and severe drunkenness. Traditionally taken with a cube of sugar and an absinthe spoon but you should drink it any way you can get it down. Very strong.
Wow that shot of absinthe tasted horrible but it's totally worth it! Whooooaaa! :falls down stairs:
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4. absinthe
Absinthe is a herbal spirit, typically of green colour, and it contains the active agents of a herb called wormwood or vermouth (artemisia absinthium).
In a newspaper ad of 1769 the two Henriod sisters from Neuchatel, Switzerland, advertised their remedy "Bon Extrait d'Absinthe" which consisted of alcohol, wormwood, aniseed, lemon balm and other herbs. This formula was later distributed by a certain Dr. Ordinaire – and the success story of the "Green Fairy" was born. Around the year 1800 the formula was sold to Mr. H. L. Pernod of Pontarlier, France, where a minor production line was started and helped Pernod to gain a fame that lasted until our present time.
During the Algier War in the 19th century France made use of the inciting effects of Absinthe and provided the Soldiers with regular rations of the liquor. The veterans who had survived this war soon pushed the production output from 400 liters daily (appr. 90 gallons) to more than 20.000 liters (appr. 5.000 gallons) a day and more. Absinthe distilleries started to spread all over France like mushrooms.
However, artists and intellectuals of those times were the ones especially devoted to Absinthe. Many great works of contemporary art owe their existence to the inspiring effects of the spirit. Great names like Baudelaire, Manet, Verlaine, Rimbaud, Oscar Wilde, Degas, Toulouse-Lautrec, van Gogh, Gauguin and Picasso are found among these early adepts of Absinthe.
For different reasons around 1910 the total turnover of Absinthe distribution had reached immeasurable peaks. Many distilleries made use of low-grade alcohol which in some not too rare cases caused blindness among the consumers. These irresponsible dealings with the drink finally resulted in the prohibition of Absinthe in (almost) all countries of Europe by the year 1920.
Since in 1981 (and again in 1998) the European Community has returned to legalizing the production and distribution of Absinthe, the cult around this drink has experienced a true revival. Starting from London, Absinthe is about to conquer the club & party scene and leaves them all plunging back into the euphory of the 19th century. This drink really makes you go crazy.
Wow that shot of absinthe tasted horrible but it's totally worth it! Whooooaaa! :falls down stairs:
Source: Allie, Mar 28, 2005
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4. absinthe
Absinthe is a herbal spirit, typically of green colour, and it contains the active agents of a herb called wormwood or vermouth (artemisia absinthium).
In a newspaper ad of 1769 the two Henriod sisters from Neuchatel, Switzerland, advertised their remedy "Bon Extrait d'Absinthe" which consisted of alcohol, wormwood, aniseed, lemon balm and other herbs. This formula was later distributed by a certain Dr. Ordinaire – and the success story of the "Green Fairy" was born. Around the year 1800 the formula was sold to Mr. H. L. Pernod of Pontarlier, France, where a minor production line was started and helped Pernod to gain a fame that lasted until our present time.
During the Algier War in the 19th century France made use of the inciting effects of Absinthe and provided the Soldiers with regular rations of the liquor. The veterans who had survived this war soon pushed the production output from 400 liters daily (appr. 90 gallons) to more than 20.000 liters (appr. 5.000 gallons) a day and more. Absinthe distilleries started to spread all over France like mushrooms.
However, artists and intellectuals of those times were the ones especially devoted to Absinthe. Many great works of contemporary art owe their existence to the inspiring effects of the spirit. Great names like Baudelaire, Manet, Verlaine, Rimbaud, Oscar Wilde, Degas, Toulouse-Lautrec, van Gogh, Gauguin and Picasso are found among these early adepts of Absinthe.
For different reasons around 1910 the total turnover of Absinthe distribution had reached immeasurable peaks. Many distilleries made use of low-grade alcohol which in some not too rare cases caused blindness among the consumers. These irresponsible dealings with the drink finally resulted in the prohibition of Absinthe in (almost) all countries of Europe by the year 1920.
Since in 1981 (and again in 1998) the European Community has returned to legalizing the production and distribution of Absinthe, the cult around this drink has experienced a true revival. Starting from London, Absinthe is about to conquer the club & party scene and leaves them all plunging back into the euphory of the 19th century. This drink really makes you go crazy.
by LilJOnwhattt: January 4, 2006
Get the Absinthe mug.A adjective which is used by people either high or extremely bored to lighten to convosation to break the ice or maybe even scare a child.
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Jim: What
Tim: super dick mc asain whack
Jim: um thats nice, keep it to yourself
Jim: What
Tim: super dick mc asain whack
Jim: um thats nice, keep it to yourself
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