The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018
Get the Tyson Allenmug. by Cooldark February 28, 2024
Get the Allen is really boredmug. by Aubrey =] January 15, 2022
Get the Ty Allenmug. 
I’m sorry for being a bad boyfriend all the time and i’m sorry for always arguing with you, I don’t want to let my guard down because I am scared of you finding better or leaving me. But i am going to try my best to let my guard down and trust you. I think a few months ago we were at a point where our relationship couldn’t be “saved” but i will do anything for us. i will try and try and try to make it 100% better than it has been. I am going to try to give you space when you need it and realize you have a life beyond me. I just want you to love me with everything and i want to be important. i wanna be your first, your last. and your everything. i love you stink
by J.or.nobody April 22, 2023
Get the jaysa emma allenmug. "Mean Old Uncle Allen"
A common industrial PLC brand owned by Rockwell Automation. Infamous for forcing you to pay licenses for free software, and needs a whole filing cabinet of evidence to prove you own a license. This brand is also somehow one of the most leading brands in industrial control solutions.
A common industrial PLC brand owned by Rockwell Automation. Infamous for forcing you to pay licenses for free software, and needs a whole filing cabinet of evidence to prove you own a license. This brand is also somehow one of the most leading brands in industrial control solutions.
Mechanical engineer: Hey man did you install the software for that PLC yet?
Electrical engineer: No because Allen Bradley won't verify my license.
Mechanical engineer: Ahh, mean old uncle Allen does it again.
Electrical engineer: No because Allen Bradley won't verify my license.
Mechanical engineer: Ahh, mean old uncle Allen does it again.
by angryWSUstudent February 3, 2021
Get the Allen Bradleymug. Also known as Houdini or the flash. Has a weird rubber duck fetish & will drug you the second you turn around because he's a big time junkie.
Also possibly got possessed by a spirit with a toe fetish
Also possibly got possessed by a spirit with a toe fetish
by SexyDuckyLover April 24, 2019
Get the Allenmug.