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In the 18th and 19th century, thievery was prevalent in the Wild West. Freight companies often used teams of horses or donkeys to move goods from town to town. Marauding thieves would often target these mule and horse teams for their valuable cargo--including salt, hematite and sometimes raw beef.

Any 5 year old knows that trying to stop a 16 mule team at a full gallop, dead in its tracks is not only impossible, but also dangerous. One runs the risk of being trampled or even eaten alive, limb by limb. So, to bring these pachyderms to a stop, bandits would dig trenches 20 feet deep and 30 feet long then cover the trench with sticks and stones and weed and bombs. The mule team would unsuspectingly go galloping over the covered trench and to their dismay, would fall in and all of the horses and mules would perish. The cargo, however, would remain intact and it was then simply a matter of the thieves lower themselves into the pit to reap the reward of raw beef and hematite from the corpses of the mules.

These pits soon became known as assholes, as the primary type of animal that would become ensnared were mules and donkeys. As rail and steam ships became more common for transporting goods, the "asshole" fell out of popularity. The true meaning of the word became diluted over time and eventually came to mean 'a dishonest or thieving person who does not have the best intentions for others.'
Sorry I'm late. I got caught up in an asshole.
by furnfee October 23, 2009
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licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.
I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.
by jiminton December 26, 2005
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asshole

An obnoxious, arrogant, self-centered male who women can't seem to get enough of.
Stan thought his relationship with Jenny was great until she dumped him for an asshole.
by vicfan March 24, 2004
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Asshole

asshole is a person who should have never been given a license to drive.
I'm going to pull pull up next to this guy in front of me cause I have never seen an asshole drive a car before.
by misteress pimp x October 14, 2003
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Asshole Pleasures

Pleasures directly related to stimulation of the asshole/asshole region
Yeah Cindy knows all about Asshole Pleasures, that dumb bitch
by AbeForman February 23, 2009
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asshole tagging

to tag yourself in a picture where only about 3 percent of your body is showing (i.e. hand, foot, elbow) purely for the benefit of having a high numerical value in tagged pictures on your profile page.
Person 1: Mauricio tagged himself in almost every picture in my Electronic Music Festival album
Person 2: Yea so?
Person 1:He pretty much only had half his face in the background in some of those photos and tagged his appendages in the rest of the pictures. He went on an asshole tagging spree.
by chamaquita April 16, 2011
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asshole cement

A name for usually fatty foods that produce tar-like feces which requires excessive amonts of toiletpaper to clean and/or a shower afterwards to feel normal again.
Peabody: "Hey Gus I just got some cheese curds from the store would you like to try some?'
Gus: "Peabody you must be bat shit crazy, everyone knows that cheese curds are asshole cement"
by Qochata April 15, 2014
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