Qochata's definitions

asshole cement

A name for usually fatty foods that produce tar-like feces which requires excessive amonts of toiletpaper to clean and/or a shower afterwards to feel normal again.

Peabody: "Hey Gus I just got some cheese curds from the store would you like to try some?'
Gus: "Peabody you must be bat shit crazy, everyone knows that cheese curds are asshole cement"

by Qochata April 15, 2014