Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist

“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”

by Need That For My Math Class March 1, 2022

amy-rose

the most beautifulest, talented, intelligent girl you wil ever meet.

her eyes light up the world, her smile can make yourself feel joy and love in your stomach and her laugh makes you feel even more joy because seeing her smile and laugh is the most powerful thing in the universe.

treasure her because you will never find anyone like her.

no one can be more talented than amy-rose

by eso xo December 25, 2018

Amy Schumer is funnier than you

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.

Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*

by DrMurrao June 6, 2018

Amy Santiago

An Amy Santiago is someone who prepares too much for something, they could make binders, own two graphing calculators or just look for mentors wherever they need one, which is everywhere

“Look at that girl, she’s preparing for the exams that are a year away!”
“Yeah I know, she’s such an amy Santiago”

by Pineapple2005 January 20, 2019

Amy Jo

A individual at Ft Hood that thinks she’s a expert on every matter and will give you information regardless of it being wrong. She won’t accept she’s wrong however and when you get into it with her out of the blue poof! You are blocked! Never listen to Amy Jo.

I don’t know ask Amy Jo.

by Mrs Shenanigans March 28, 2019

amy adams

Cute and sexy red haired actress who's guest starred on shows such as Charmed, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the Office. Was in the movie Cruel Intentions 2 and Catch me if you Can. Also the name of a singer who was on American Idol.

Amy Adams is a good actress.

by Dex. January 21, 2008

Amy Schumer

Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter.

Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO"
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*

by Barndar October 20, 2016