Kyle

A Kyle is a guy who goes to the bar alone picking fights with everyone after his big motocross tournament and goes home drunk and pissed off. not long after that he beats his wife. A fully grown Kyle is about 6'3 in height, skinny muscular body type and punches holes in walls. he loves meth and monster energy which is why he is way to fucking aggressive.

Person 1: Oh no! crackhead Kyle is beating his wife again.

Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...

by User015 July 16, 2019

Kyle

the nibba that drink every monster, plays fortnite 24/7, doesn't have a social life, watches nascar racing, and dies a sad lonely virgin.

look at him he's drinking a monster and playing fortnite mobile
he's for sure a kyle

by name definitions for everyone, January 10, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is the most popular person you’ve ever met. But he’s definitely not the kindest. Kyle is the kind of guy who plays sports in his free time. And plays around with his jack ass friends. Kyle always has special treatment from people. Team members, friends, teachers, etc. Kyle is a charmer. Kyle is loved but also hated. Kyle has been claimed to have “an infectious smile.” But really his neck is just bigger than his head. Kyle is friends with all the thots in the school and will lead you on to get what he wants.

Dylan: Yo, Kyle.

Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes

by Sndklenrm July 31, 2019

Kyle

A male that can’t cum due to his Hentai addiction that has gone too far.

Connie: “Is Kyle coming to thanksgiving?”
Rhod:” No, Kyle can’t cum.”

by Tiny_sassquatch November 22, 2022

Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:

Person 1: do you know Kyle
Person 2: yea his the animeseuxal one that doesnt ever sleep

by Lucqky August 18, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is a great person very sweet, and great to cuddle with but doesn’t really like affection.

Hey Kyle, wanna cuddle?

by Joel æsthetic August 2, 2019

Kyle

a fuck head who punches walls and drinks monster. usually has anger issues

dont be a kyle

by kyle licker November 30, 2019