Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.
by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Drinks monster like water. A pure sigma male who has no fear. Drives a ridiculously large truck that is also very loud. Gets all the girls and is a certified chick magnet. Loves monster trucks, motorsports like Nascar, offroad derby's, and X games. Favorite hobby is punching drywall.
"My main bro Kyle man, how's it hanging?"
*headbutts forehead into drywall while chugging a monster*
"HEY BROSKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREME? "
*headbutts forehead into drywall while chugging a monster*
"HEY BROSKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREME? "
by Mrcrazydude January 8, 2022
Get the Kylemug. A guy no matter how much you try to get rid of, just keeps coming back. He won’t shut the fuck up until he wins . He is the life of the party and may be a little crazy, but he’s kinda a fag on the inside . He’s definitely a hillbilly.
by Itsmodelotimeholms January 1, 2020
Get the Kylemug. A Kyle is a guy who goes to the bar alone picking fights with everyone after his big motocross tournament and goes home drunk and pissed off. not long after that he beats his wife. A fully grown Kyle is about 6'3 in height, skinny muscular body type and punches holes in walls. he loves meth and monster energy which is why he is way to fucking aggressive.
Person 1: Oh no! crackhead Kyle is beating his wife again.
Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...
Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...
by User015 July 16, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Hot,better than EVERYONE and anyone. He is your papi and will destroy you. He owns your house, if you disrespect him you are sent to the dungeon and abused by shrek because you NEVER disobey your papi:)
by ching is October 29, 2020
Get the Kylemug. by irksome08 March 23, 2022
Get the Kylemug.