Smack goober

When you and your crush are both dumb and y’all both know it

See ya later smack goober

by Pimp daddy 621 April 30, 2020

Silly little goober

Adorable little cherub that everyone needs in their life as a source of serotonin (aka Cabby from III)

A: “Do you watch III?”

B: “Yess!! Cabby is such a silly little goober :3”

by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024

Silly little goober

1. Adorable little cherub everyone needs as a source of serotonin in life

2. Cabby from inanimate insanity

1.

A: “This is a picture of my baby”
B: “Awww!! He’s such a silly little goober!”

2.

A: “Do you watch inanimate insanity?”
B: “Of course I do! Cabby is just a silly little goober!”

by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024

goober kisser

Someone who kisses the tip of a cock

That guy looks like such a goober kisser

by FitsMagee June 20, 2022

Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.

My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.

by Mohenny henwell December 24, 2024

goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 03, 2023

goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 08, 2011