Describing a very erect penis.
by Csj420 November 15, 2020
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A childish insult that has never actually been used by a child. Are you a 30+ year old child that doesn't know how to dish out proper insults? If you answered yes to that question, 'ponk' is the word for you. Make sure not to pronounce this word correctly, saying the word 'punk' instead of 'ponk' is a huge no no.
For the purpose of this example we'll call the protagonist Mr Scott Ruin (he nails it, he actually 'ruins' this guy).
Now if you nail it right like Scott Ruin did (see example), you'll have them sucking on your goat sack. Don't be a rotten jerk face, get out there and start spreading ponk around. Bye bye buddy.
For the purpose of this example we'll call the protagonist Mr Scott Ruin (he nails it, he actually 'ruins' this guy).
Now if you nail it right like Scott Ruin did (see example), you'll have them sucking on your goat sack. Don't be a rotten jerk face, get out there and start spreading ponk around. Bye bye buddy.
Scott Ruin: You are a dirty rotten mouth pig, you dirty sucker. Don't you ever talk to me like that again, ponk, yeah, ponk.
*Gas Station Clerk cups his meat and two veg in his hands as if to say, 'suck on my goat sack, you dirty sucker'*
Scott Ruin: bye bye buddy.
*Gas Station Clerk cups his meat and two veg in his hands as if to say, 'suck on my goat sack, you dirty sucker'*
Scott Ruin: bye bye buddy.
by Sir Plantain December 16, 2020
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by RussianM0b February 24, 2021
Get the Plank mug.The polar opposite of plonk, used in a similar way to “lit” or “fleek” but those are only used by filthy poggers. Plink is the only valid new-age equivalent.
“Yooo Greg did you see that shot!?”
“Holy shit Marty! That’s plink bro!”
“Nah man I think you mean megaplink, that was way past plink”
“Shut the hell up Greg”
“Holy shit Marty! That’s plink bro!”
“Nah man I think you mean megaplink, that was way past plink”
“Shut the hell up Greg”
by Tommy2cakes January 19, 2021
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You can get "Pronked" or be a part of a large scale "Pronking" with more users.
Especially on Discord, but can work for other websites/messaging apps where people can change your online nickname.
You can get "Pronked" or be a part of a large scale "Pronking" with more users.
Especially on Discord, but can work for other websites/messaging apps where people can change your online nickname.
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