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Trump

(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.

2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.

A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.
by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024
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fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.
Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"
by 7568ino December 4, 2024
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Tiny trump

An asshole with shitty hair. Ranges from 3-4ft tall.
by Udisjjdid September 25, 2016
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trumped

The act of grabbing a women by her genitalia without warning.
My bro just trumped to girls at the club.
by Elchingon June 18, 2018
mugGet the trumpedmug.

trumped

to ruin something to diminish something to remove its value
Have you seen the stock market today down 1000 points that all trumped up
by BIG T FRANK March 23, 2020
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Trump Jumper

one time trumper now a jumper. trumpers who are jumping from the sinking ship to avoid the ridicule and fallout of their one time savior
After the failed insurection, theres alot of trump jumpers trying to distance themselves from the shame of his name.
by Mr. Freezer January 31, 2021
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Trump Dummy

An individual that believes and anything Donald Trump says or does and often challenges liberals or people that do not support him.
I had another debate with one of the Trump supporters and they do not believe anything I tell them, they are a trump dummy.
by Bushido 10K February 28, 2021
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