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Whoring for Hillary

when Media-Americans prostitute their journalistic integrity for their anointed candidate Hillary Clinton.
{let’s tune in to the News/Game show already in progress...}

Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.”

Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{Wild applause from the studio audience.}

Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.”

{Closing theme}
When the media bias is plain to see
and the News ain’t what it ought to be.
With Donald Trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always
Whoring for Hillary!
by pianocheater October 2, 2016
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whore-ace

An asshole that lady's can't resist, just an all around bad ass with a soft spot for a few
Hey girl I'm with whore-ace, omg he's a whore yeah but he's an ace in bed
by Hor-dog December 20, 2016
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whore rocket

I went into space and that girl sure was a whore rocket
by Xandernaz88 December 20, 2016
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horny whore

A horny whore is a person who can't get enough sex because they feel the need to carry as many std's as humanly possible as therefore this is a horny whore
A horny whore came up to me and asked me what I was doing later
by gagsyrrn December 31, 2015
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Mcdonalds whore

When someone goes to McDonalds more than twice a week and is always talking about what they had.
Mate, it was great this week, I went to McDonalds over 4 times it was fucking amazing. I love the quarter pounders.

Fuck off, You're stuck a McDonalds whore mate.
by Bapples January 27, 2016
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Waffle whore

A man or a woman that will sleep with a man in exchange for waffles.
She slept with him because he made waffles for her... Such a waffle whore! 🙄
by adityak93 July 2, 2019
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Whore Knees

Whore Knees often refers to hoes that are often on their Knees, but may also refer to your dumb friend that forgot how to walk on flat ground and scraped their knees all to hell. They may also be a whore too.
Susan was on her whore knees all night
by YourBadInfluence April 9, 2019
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