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Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024
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Trump Derangement Syndrome

A diagnosable medical condition in which the afflicted blindly follows Donald Trump, a.k.a. "The Chosen One." The afflicted is incapable of free thought, unable to critically evaluate the actions or any criticism of "Dear Leader," or otherwise accurately perceive the world around them. The mindless adoration of President Trump is so intense as to impairs the person’s judgment. Additional symptoms include blind hatred of those who preach tolerance and deference to verifiable facts, as opposed to whatever "Dear Leader" or His surrogates tell them to believe.
Many people in conservative echo chambers have an incorrect impression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while suffering from it themselves.

The first sign that they are infected is that they send out a pheromone, like killer bees. Soon the educational post is peppered with tens of thousands of dislikes generated by a couple hundred MAGA'ists refreshing their VPNs assuming that no one can tell or pr. The more dislikes these posts have, the truer they are.
You cayunt prew'uve it leeubrhull! *The patriotic warm blooded American proves that Trump is a terrible person and an worse president that is against it's constituents interests*. Sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome: "bahkabak hobuless gobs hockin gawminaw berf stifficate.. ..buh buh buht Muhshelz uh mayun!" or some equivalent unintelligible vocal muck cultivated from brain mush swiping. RUN!
by Real Conservative March 5, 2025
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Trump Dump

That shit of the day, that makes you feel like the most powerful person in the universe.
After a long day of work I got home and took a massive Trump Dump. God Bless America!
by MrRogersSweater December 3, 2021
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Trumping the bank

Verb - Trumping the Bank: The act of having diarrhea on the toilet but leaving the door open so everyone can see.
Luke was caught Trumping the bank after a spicy bean burrito.
by cc1989 November 13, 2020
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Trump Attack

When you "Grab 'em by the pussy". Literally grab someone in the pussy
by Thaun April 24, 2017
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Tranting ( Trump Ranting)

When, upon hearing someone's comments that enrage you, you cannot restrain yourself from verbally launching into a tirade of self opinionated abuse towards that individual to your present company of family/friends etc. in a way that becomes tedious to all around you.
The doorman refused our sisters entry to the club because she was not 'their type of customer' . She ruined everyone's night by Tranting ( Trump Ranting) nonstop . ( She knew Jeans were not allowed )
by Juggledonuts August 16, 2017
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Jewish Trump

by Sumashole March 2, 2025
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