Ninky nonk

A small vehicle that nobody is quite sure of the brand or model.

“Look! That is a great ninky nonk”

by TJFTJFTJF August 31, 2025

Car-nonce

Someone who enjoys new cars

This car is fresh out the factory, you could say in a car-nonce

by CosmosFury September 9, 2025

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

The Nonnie

Also known as slob on my nob like corn on the cob. The act of a “blow job” when grandma pleases grandpa.

The Nonnie is giving grandpa a blow job.

by Thickhedgehog October 10, 2025

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025

Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

by Merciless6 May 14, 2025