paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM November 20, 2015

blowba job

Performing fellatio with boba/tapioca pearls in the mouth.

Wow! That was the best blowba job I've ever had!

by ShivaSenpai August 31, 2022

good tip job

1.)a favor, gift, advice, or service.

2.)in basketball, tipping the ball back in to the hoop whilst rebounding.

3.)fellatio.

"last time he had a good tip job, is when he went baseline, and tipped the rebound in, and the coach said "good tip job."

by _gp_ January 08, 2010

pen job

the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra

He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick

by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016

Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman

Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you

by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023

Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs

An example where you spend a Billion Pounds, then bottle it in finals, like @Chelsea FC

Gary Neville described Chelsea as "Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs" as they were beaten in the Carabao Cup final by an injury-hit Liverpool, who were playing their under 13s

by DJ Chimpy March 12, 2024