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talking into god’s telephone 

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.
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Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
Parent of God by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

Colluding to kill God 

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.
Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."
Colluding to kill God by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Derp The Pumpkin God 

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"
Derp The Pumpkin God by MrSquib October 3, 2023

200 ping god 

imaqtkat, the 200 ping god, decimates any competition despite his high ping.
imaqtkat is the 200 ping god
200 ping god by eaurus October 18, 2023

Cold Comfort God Roll 

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get
Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...