God

Abrahamic Definition: In Islam, Judaism, and Christianity, it is believed that an entity that calls himself "God" created the universe and everything in it, and that he is omnipotent and omniscient. Christians specifically believe that he appeared on earth as a human being named Jesus, also known as the "Incarnation". He is also believed by Christians to be the Messiah. Jews believe that Jesus was not the Messiah, and that the real one will eventually arrive on earth.

General Definition: Any powerful or omnipotent/omniscient being in mythology. Religions can vary from being monotheistic (Christianity, Islam, judaism, etc.), and polytheistic (Hindu, Egyptian, etc.).

1. Christians worship God every Sunday.

2. Thor is the god of thunder.

by Yamalith August 30, 2023

Nigerian God

A man, particularly black who has ascended above obama prism {almost impossible}. Also, has met shrek in real life. Has fought shaggy in a duel. And has defeated thanos with a spoon.

Bro, did you hear about that Nigerian God thats coming to town?

by THOTIEM March 27, 2020

God Gaming

When someone goes absolutely INSANE in a video game, often being a rare occurrence but leading to a huge morale boost to you and your team.

"Im on God Gaming right now"

by Poogaz July 29, 2022

god pants

To be extremely judgemental toward someone

Take off your "god Pants" and stop judging so much

by Michael Loud April 17, 2020

God Defend

To defend something in the same way one would defend their religion and their god when somebody insults it.

"Why are you god defending Brampton (Ontario)"

by The Wobbles by Alex Unknown January 21, 2024

Rap God

An Eminem song

Joe: "This man is NO Rap God!"
Bill: "KILL YOURSELF"

by Rape God February 7, 2024

Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.

Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”

by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024